Lady Who Rightfully Cut Her Boyfriend’s Dick Off Because He Showed Their Sex Tape Gets 13 Years Behind Bars

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A 28 year old accountant was found guilty of attempted murder of her 42 year old boyfriend after she cut 90% of his dick off with garden shears during bondage sex.

Brenda Barattini, of Argentina, became infuriated when her 42 year old boyfriend showed nude pics and videos of her with his friends. You can investigate the photos yourself because I’m so past the point of wanting to see a regular dick pick, there’s no chance I’m looking at a severed one. This should be enough to get the point across.

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Listen I can’t lie and say I’ve never thought about cutting someone’s dick off before. Guys are absolute idiots and most would probably be better off if they just didn’t have a dick in the first place. But this guy is to blame for having to live the rest of his life with a chode.

Your girl just doesn’t randomly wake up one day and cut your dick off. You have got to have a general knowledge that your girlfriend is crazy enough to whip out the garden shears and go all Martha Stewart on your shrubbery. No girl just starts at dick cutting. First they sneak through your phone, refresh your Venmo history, go through your second cousins tagged photos on Instagram, put GPS on your phone to see everywhere you go, probably throw a few drinks in your face and maybe even a light slap right before we get to the dick chopping. That’s on you. You have to know the warning signs.

She revealed in court she hatched a plot to harm Fernandez after he shared sex tapes and X-rated pics of her with friends, claiming he treated her like a ‘trophy’ and telling a jury of four men and four women during her trial: ‘He turned me into a sex object. I was just a s**g for him.

Truthfully I don’t even care what she was mad about, he was probably being an asshole anyways. The wife and kids at home were probably stealing his attention away from Brenda, which by the way is the most obvious name for a girl who is going to chop your penis off with garden shears.

The victim said Barattini struck after getting him to put a blindfold on, recalling: ‘After she put the blindfold on she told me I had to guess where she was touching me.

‘She also wanted to tie me up but I didn’t let her. She began to practice oral sex on me. I suddenly felt something. She wanted to kill me in that second.’

The next place this guy fucked up was by letting a crazy bitch blindfold him. Once it’s established that you have a full blown psychopath on your hands, you have to take bondage off the table or else this is always going to be a possibility.

Authorities say that she got 90% of his actual weiner and exactly one testicle. Pretty impressive garden shears. Maybe this is just a marketing stunt for a new product. Wouldn’t surprise me.

Sergio, who spent eight days in a coma after being assaulted, said his manhood is now ‘different’ and he stills suffers panic attacks and insomnia as well as a constant feeling women want to kill him if he has sex.

Mission accomplished for Brenda. Sure she got sentenced to 13 years in Argentinian prison BUT the guy who fucked her over can’t have sex with anyone else.

@aliweitz

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