Will a dildo get thrown on the field at the Patriots-Bills game on Sunday?
Yes -140 | No EVEN
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— Odds Shark (@OddsShark) September 25, 2019
I hear gambling people all the time throw out words like “guarantee” and “book it”, but nothing is more of a mortal lock on this planet than winning this bet about a dildo getting thrown on the field at Sunday’s Patriots Bills game in Buffalo.
Buffalo fans are a completely insane and adorably disgusting group, but they certainly aren’t stupid. Gambling has to be one of the only hobbies of people in Buffalo, right up there with hockey and jumping through tables. This is the easiest bet of all time. I bet 5 dildos are thrown on the field now, everyone afraid no one else will. After all, all we want is to be the one to win everyone a few bucks for another round of Labatt’s and a fresh pair of Zubaz.
Now someone tell me what app to download and what -140 means. Mama needs a new bag!