Alright, so it’s Thursday, which can only mean one thing: we’re on the verge of yet another barnburner Thursday Night Football matchup between Gardiner Minshew/the Jags’ high-powered aerial assault and, well, the Titans.
History proves the matchup will be interesting, but it can’t be as interesting as the week Antonio Brown’s had.
As an inaugural shameless disclaimer, allow me to just say this: I honestly don’t care.
The best advice I’ve received over the years in regard to this whole blogging stuff was to just write what you know. Try to be funny, but at the same time, just spew your unfiltered thoughts like a firehose regardless what some lunatics on social media may think. And that’s what I’m about to do…
So yeah, if one of Antonio Brown’s accusers wins her civil suit, I don’t want to hear anyone claiming she’s a “victim”…
As a second shameless disclaimer, let me clarify I’m not talking about the claims issued by the initial accuser, which include THREE separate instances of sexual assault, ending in a pretty unsettling rape allegation. I’m talking really despicable low-life shit which, if true, should be enough to throw this asshole in jail.
The allegation I’m referring to is the second one. The one with the painter who, while painting a mural or something, accused Brown of walking up behind her ass naked with a towel over his junk as he unsuccessfully attempted to spit game.
Now listen, Antonio Brown’s a raging dickhead and if you defend this guy on a personal level, you’re probably worse. Antonio Brown’s easily the dumbest person going in professional sports. Antonio Brown has the IQ of a bag of hammers. Antonio Brown is probably one rung higher than the homeless guy you saw intensely arguing with ceiling tiles at Union Station so he’s conceded the benefit of the doubt when it comes to shit like this. I won’t go as far as to claim he did it; however, I will suggest that he probably definitely did it.
That said, I don’t know dude. Considering the severity of such an action, as well as the presumed legal compensation, that seems like a pretty good deal for the accuser.
Like, no one should ever go through that because it’s a psychopathic situation but ehhh, for $500k to a mil, I’d endure a HELL of a lot worse. I mean, I would allow REPREHENSIBLE things to happen to me for 500k. I’d probably blow a few homeless dudes for less to be completely honest…
And I know what everyone’s going to say: “But Joe, you have NOOO idea what it’s like to be a woman,” which is insane because a.) I self identify as a woman; and b.) you have no idea what it’s like to be a reasonable individual. Just because you lack a dick, doesn’t mean you automatically have argumentative leverage…
Simply put, if you’re someone—if given the opportunity behind closed doors—who wouldn’t agree to endure this for what this women will ultimately receive in the settlement (at least around 600k), that doesn’t mean you’re any more “woke” than the next person, it means you’re mentally weak.
Feed me a half naked Antonio Brown being a complete creep. I’ll wear that shit for a yacht…
P.S. These are jokes people—act accordingly.
– Joey Boats (@joey_boats)