I, like all of you, did not watch USA Vs France today. I, like all of you, haven’t watched any of this years Fiba tournament. Unlike most of you when the team loses or performs bad I have to answer for them because there are 4 Celtics on the team. So this is me apologizing. I apologize that the players on YOUR favorite team are either absolute dogshit garbage and couldn’t make the team OR they hate America and don’t support the troops. MY team has 4 players on the team but you and your team hate the troops, so I think you all owe them an apology and explanation much more than I do.
Let’s be very clear about a few things.
- None of us care about this fake tournament, so shut the fuck up.
- Jayson Tatum has only played 2 games so I’m done with the 4 Celtics narrative.
- MASON FUCKING PLUMLEE IS ON THE GOD DAMN TEAM OF COURSE THEY STINK
Now that we agree no one gives a fuck about this tournament and got our Celtics jokes off, seriously how do we lose to France? Didn’t we lose to Australia like two weeks ago too? This is what happens when you don’t bring let Melo on the team. Also I’ve already cancelled Team USA so I don’t want to hear it (Click here).