My Baby Could Take Bryce Harper’s Baby

Joe

First and foremost – congrats to the Harper family on the arrival of their son Krew. Daddy Harper is going to be swinging with even more passion now.

But I need to address the elephant in the room. And that is that my baby, Ava the betting baby, is not only bigger than baby Harper, but I’d be willing to wager that she is stronger too. So why are we talking about this? Well the answer is simple. As you may know, I’m not a professional baseball player, but I think I have the genes of a professional baseball player.

My daughter was born 8 ounces heavier than baby Harper and 2 Inches taller. My daughter, trajectory is in a few All-Star games, she’s headed straight to the hall. Since chuckles won’t box me, Ava and I are challenging baby Harper to rough n rowdy 10.

There can only be one dominant infant presence in the city of Philadelphia. And I will be damned if it’s not my daughter. I was going to post a video of my daughter today but she’s currently pushing a 450 pound sled. Every day is leg day.

PS congrats again to the Harper family

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