I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Lenny Dykstra is going to murder this man. Like what are we doing here people? Lenny looks like you could still bat .250 in the Phillies lined up today and he’s fighting someone who can’t even ride roller coasters. This is going to be a goddamn bloodbath. The only way this doesn’t end with Chris Morgan in a body bag is if Lenny is going to take a fall. Which judging by the odds I’ve seen that have Lenny at -5000, he just might do that. I’m going to do anything I can to get tickets to this.