The other day I was shaving my beard, for those who don’t know I have a beautiful beard, the best! Anyway, I decided to see how the face would look with just the stache. Well, I gotta say I was pleasantly surprised! Not only do I look phenomenal with a mustache but I look pretty good too. I can’t make this decision alone however, I need some feed back. So tell me, can I be a full time mustache guy?
Now I for one think that is one incredible Italian American man. With a beautiful stache and jawline made out of granite and marble. I am one beautiful bastard. There are a lot of great men with mustaches in the history of this great country.
– Burt Reynolds
– Tom Selleck
– Rollie Fingers
– Eddie Murphy
– Hulk Hogan
– Freddie Murcury
Really the only negative mustache in history is Hitler. He definitely ruined that for a time period. Does it count? Not really, just a tiny little shit stain under his nose, it’s not a man stache like myself and Tom Selleck.
So I have two questions for you folks…
1. Can I rock a full time stache?
2. Who wants a mustache ride?