I wasn’t going to finish this blog, and was content with it living in my drafts forever, but I just can’t keep this private anymore.
Absolutely the most foul thing I have ever experienced on a flight. I sat next to this kid, and midway through the flight he starts openly masturbating next to us and is dumb enough to have the window up to see right through the blanket @Delta i need those biscoff cookies 4 life pic.twitter.com/2qLxv0xQSJ
— Audge✨ (@GoatDaya) July 30, 2019
“Hiding” under a blanket to jerk your junk? Are you serious?
This past month we’ve encountered numerous infractions happening on our beloved 747’s. Jerkoff Jeff wasn’t the only one this month.
In an environment where we’re all trying to calm our nerves, some disturbing activity has taken place.
— Kailey Goerlitz (@Kailey_mg) July 24, 2019
We all saw this husband and wife get into an argument over his “wandering eyes”, and the laptop over the head was a nice touch. This couple was extreme; extremely entertaining.
They posed no threat to other passengers, who doesn’t want to see a WWE match before lift off? That’s a nice diversion and amazing subject of conversation through the flight.
Win Win if you ask me, however, our next encounters were much more disturbing.
Update: I didn’t think it could get worse. Then it did. pic.twitter.com/PNO56jBx3O
— Jon Campbell (@JonCampbellGAN) July 24, 2019
Feet. Dirty feet. In public. WHY! Why is this a thing? Get your troll feet out of my line of vision. I’m already stressed about being 30,000ft in the air. I don’t need your atrocious appendages flying around doing acrobatics. This lady giving the “hang ten” surfing move off the back of the seat in front of her. Nauseating.
My friend who doesn’t have twitter sent this from her flight. It belongs on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/qG6d54V5Dd
— Alafair Burke (@alafairburke) July 15, 2019
Next we have a guy that I hope is some sort of contortionist. He uses his toes better than I can use an Apple Pencil. The amount of fucks he gives to do this in public is almost equal to farting in a library; no one is going to say anything, but you’re disgusting.
aw hell naw pic.twitter.com/u7yfhtw3G6
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) June 30, 2019
And lastly… oh boy. This one takes the cake. How twisted do you have to be to blow-dry your underwear under an air vent on the plane? How does this happen?
ALL of these acts should be shamed online. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. There’s not any excuse to justify these actions. NONE.
However, here we are, 2019, “living our best life!” Gross. How about you live your best life in private.