Bagel Boss Guy lives in a van down by the river & signed boxing deal!

Kmess

The little man has been famous for what feels like 100 years already. And now the stories about Bagel Boss guy keep getting funnier.

The man who claims to be “The Current Profit and The Current Martin Luther King” apparently lives in a van.

NY Eater“The Post went looking for Morgan in Bay Shore, where a local directed a reporter by saying “If you’re looking for the short guy who is angry, he’s around the corner fighting with the homeless people.” Turns out, Morgan lives in a red 2008 Chrysler Town & Country minivan that he parks at Nino’s Deli, where he uses the bathroom. He presumably stays there when not running his cleaning business, which is linked on his Twitter bio and boasts “professional staff.

Gif – Giphy

That. That, is just too good. It’s too perfect. It can’t be real… But it is!

Little man (I will not give him the credit of saying his name) is divorced and now claiming “he is getting hit on by women he doesn’t even know.”

And now according the TMZ Bagel Boss guy has signed a boxing deal. I need to see him get his ass laid out!

TMZChris Mogan inked a deal Monday with fighting promoter Damon Feldman — who’s arranged for Chris to put on some boxing gloves and go toe-to-toe with someone later this year in Atlantic City.

Image – TMZ

I would pay $6 to see this fight live in AC.

TMZ “Chris tells us he’s willing to take on anybody foolish enough to face him … and needs minimal training.”

WaitDidn’t he just get his ass whooped while waiting for his bacon egg and cheese?

-Kmess

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