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Episode 16- Betty and Barney Hill: Abduction and Racist Mountain Names

Wow I fucking loved this episode. We recorded with very small live audience of some really good friends of ours. We laughed, we cried, we broke someone by accident. I hope you like it as much as we liked making it. We picked this story for one reason, it was about alien abduction. I mean, we’ve covered some nightmare fuel in the past, mysterious deaths, randomly catching fire, Maynerd’s sex swing. However, all things considered, being abducted, paralyzed, and turned into a human sock puppet by some intergalactic pervert can fuck ALL the way off. I don’t even like the TSA and those weirdos only traveled like 3 miles from home to see my naked ass in that weird x-ray machine. Can you imagine how fucking weird you have to be to fly across the goddamn universe to play “hide the fist” in some unsuspecting mountain folks? We’re talking next level.

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way, I don’t mean to make light of the very real belief that these two folks had that they were abducted. In some ways I am empathetic. In other ways, I can’t stop thinking about being strapped down and stabbed with needles through my belly-button. I know some people pay good money for that kind of action but count me out. From now on, when I’m driving up in the mountains, I got one hand on the steering wheel and one hand on a roll of tin foil. Apparently, nothing scares off the CIA, Aliens, and stable sexual partners like Reynold Wrap* (we’re shooting for a sponsorship).

Thanks for reading, thanks for listening, and thanks for being Supernormal.

Love Sarge

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