The Mets. The god damn Mets. Step right up and meet the miserable mother fucking Mets. After what was disastrous stretch for the Phillies in which they didn’t win in 9 days, they managed to […]
Day: June 27, 2019
Love at first Uber Ride
Scrolling around Twitter minding my own business until I just came across something that I couldn’t ignore… https://twitter.com/stitesmelissa/status/1144355748106899457?s=21 Wait.. Wait what?? A love letter from an Uber driver? That can’t be the creepiest/funniest thing of […]
Why Maikel Franco (not Bamboo) is the Key for the 2019 Phillies
When I say the name, “Maikel Franco” I’m sure a ton of Phillies fans reading this just cringed. The city of Philadelphia has had a very strong “love-hate” relationship with Maikel since his emergence into […]
Mid Way Equity Rankings
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss. Third edition and the half way point of the equity rankings. If you are new to this and just catching up. In January I, greatest owner (governor??) of all time announced I’d be giving […]
Who the Hell Is Edgar Alan and Where the Hell Has He Been? Branded’s Old New Writer Is Back but Something Has Changed…
Wow…I can’t believe I’m actually here again writing for all you fine ladies and gents. Most of you have absolutely no idea who I am, while the other half saw this and probably thought, “Holy […]
The Gang Helps Ill Children And Family Members
Always Sunny Twitter: The gang wants YOU to join them on the #SunnyFXX set to drink and film as an extra! Don’t worry, your free labor won’t include bashing rats AND it will support a great […]
Fake Eyelash dude being hailed boyfriend of the year..
So apparently fake eyelashes are a thing. (I had no idea because my wife has fantastic eyelashes.) However others must wear these to get that “pop” on their eyes that make people say… WOW. But […]
LeBron Finally Found The One Person He Can Use To Sell Space Jam 2 Tickets
It’s no secret LeBron has been having trouble casting for “his” version of Space Jam 2. In a time where nostalgia is high and everything is being remade and making millions, no one wants their […]
Toy Story 4: Pixar Took Mercy On Us…
Okay, so I saw Toy Story 4 last Friday and it was the quite the experience. It was an early afternoon showing and I walked into the theater by myself with a freshly groomed mustache […]
Joel Embiid Got Engaged While On Vacation
We think anyway. Joel Embiid’s Instagram story, link below, currently has a video showing him and his girlfriend (?) Anne De Paula, on vacation together and she can be seen without fat diamond ring on […]