In a press conference in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic authorities said that David Ortiz was *not* in fact the target of last Sunday’s shooting and it was someone else at the same table. — James […]
Day: June 19, 2019
Calling Bullshit On Netflix
🚨ADAM SANDLER AND JENNIFER ANISTON BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨 30,869,863 accounts watched Murder Mystery in its first 3 days – the biggest opening weekend ever for a Netflix Film. 13,374,914 accounts in the US and Canada, […]
If You’re Kawhi, Why WOULDN’T You Leave…?
So it’s Tuesday and I have absolutely NOTHING to blog about. The Bruins fell to the Blues last Wednesday night, the Raptors capped off the NBA season a night later, and I’ll have to wait […]
Begrudgingly Welcoming Justin Braun to the Flyers
What the fuck is Chuckie Two Trades Doing? Right now, I don’t see the master plan. Chuck sent fan favorite Radko Gudas to our division rival, the Washington Capitals, for Matt Niskanen. The kicker is […]
Well This Wawa Goer May Have Just Changed The Pumping Gas Game Forever
There are all these new videos out there showing life hacks. They have gotten to the point where I’m not sure if I’m even walk correctly anymore. The garlic one from earlier this week had […]
The Boston Celtics Offseason is in SHAMBLES Right Now
Look, it’s no secret that Kyrie Irving is out the door for the Boston Celtics once Free Agency hits on June 30th. That dude has had a piss poor attitude basically all season. His foot […]