If you remember a few months ago I wrote an article about an apparent Zombie Deer outbreak in the US and it had reached PA. That is some scary ass shit. But it seems like it’s getting worse!
ZOMBIE SNAKES… No not Sneaks on a plane… Fuckin ZOMBIE SNAKES. This can’t be right.. This can’t be real… Can it??
The Patch “If you comes across what appears to be a lifeless snake in the woods this summer, be aware that it could be very much alive. North Carolina officials have alerted residents about a creepy snake that also can be found in Pennsylvania”
Umm excuse me?
Ok, that sounds terrifying but at least it’s not “really dead” and coming at you. Just don’t fuck with these things.
Kill them.. Kill them all!