Pete Rose Says Joe DiMaggio Had A Hog

TMZ Sports: “The best way to describe Joe DiMaggio is … he was a penis with a man hanging from it.”

That’s Pete Rose talking about his encounter with a real-life one-eyed monster … Joltin’ Joe’s tremendous dong. 

Rose was on ‘Mike’s On’ with Mike Francesa when he was asked about his friendship with the Yankees legend … and that’s when Rose talked about the time he saw Joe’s shlong.

So, when Joe decided he needed a rinse, he needed Pete to load up a fresh bucket of water into a makeshift mobile shower to help Joe get the job done. 

That’s when Pete says he saw it … “a wiener so big, he still remembers it to this day.

Makes perfect sense really. You don’t bang Marilyn Monroe unless you’re slinging a hammer between your legs. Especially with a face like Joe DiMaggio. Guy was not a looker and had a mouth full of teeth that looked like they wanted to get away from each other.

Cheers to Joey long shlong. An unbreakable record and a back breaking wiener. Some guys just had it all.


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