Alright, it is officially CHAOS time. 40% of the players in the NBA are free agents this summer and the time has come for teams to go on a spending spree. There will be rumors […]
Month: June 2019
If You Ain’t Tampering You Ain’t Trying
As reported this week, the Celtics and Walker both intend for the All-Star guard to commit to a four-year, $141M maximum contract once free agency opens on Sunday at 6 PM. Walker is traveling to […]
Yo Gotti is on fire!
No I’m not referring to his music career, I mean he is quite literally on fire. https://twitter.com/hot97/status/1145021697508220928?s=21 Honestly, didn’t know Gotti still made music and I would like to know the type of person who […]
Brooks Koepka In A Thong (Again) Is The Only Golf Content We Need
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Fore Play (@foreplaypod) Any other professional athlete would be crucified for wearing a green thong and jumping off a boat on vacation. The Giants still haven’t […]
Cop has some (baseball) advice for Indians Jason Kipnis during a traffic stop!
So Jason Kipnis of the Cleveland Indians has been batting a whopping .190 this season… Until he was pulled over that is. Cop suggests that maybe Kipnis “Worry about hitting .100 rather than driving 100” […]
We Call This The Beer Necessities
There is not much worse than airline fees. Pay for your seat, pay for the air, pay for the seatbelt, oh you want your seat to recline… Extra charge. And don’t even get me started […]
Double Shot At Love With DJ Pauly D And Vinny FINALE And Reunion Recap: No More Cabs Are Here
Finale night is here, and our queen Maria isn’t. I tried to avoid it but I read spoilers from the reunion and I was excited for this episode. I’m scared people are turning on Pauly […]
I Love That Dirty Craig’s First Cubbie Save Was Against A Favorite To Sign Him…Suck It Atlanta!
Finally back to some sports talk, and I get to start with the Cubbie debut of Dirty Craig Kimbrel! IMAGE: giphy.com I actually feel a bit bad for using a BenZo gif here since he’s […]
Mike Francesca’s Reaction to the Mets Walk Off Loss is Comedic Gold
The Mets. The god damn Mets. Step right up and meet the miserable mother fucking Mets. After what was disastrous stretch for the Phillies in which they didn’t win in 9 days, they managed to […]
Love at first Uber Ride
Scrolling around Twitter minding my own business until I just came across something that I couldn’t ignore… https://twitter.com/stitesmelissa/status/1144355748106899457?s=21 Wait.. Wait what?? A love letter from an Uber driver? That can’t be the creepiest/funniest thing of […]
Why Maikel Franco (not Bamboo) is the Key for the 2019 Phillies
When I say the name, “Maikel Franco” I’m sure a ton of Phillies fans reading this just cringed. The city of Philadelphia has had a very strong “love-hate” relationship with Maikel since his emergence into […]
Mid Way Equity Rankings
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss. Third edition and the half way point of the equity rankings. If you are new to this and just catching up. In January I, greatest owner (governor??) of all time announced I’d be giving […]
Who the Hell Is Edgar Alan and Where the Hell Has He Been? Branded’s Old New Writer Is Back but Something Has Changed…
Wow…I can’t believe I’m actually here again writing for all you fine ladies and gents. Most of you have absolutely no idea who I am, while the other half saw this and probably thought, “Holy […]
The Gang Helps Ill Children And Family Members
Always Sunny Twitter: The gang wants YOU to join them on the #SunnyFXX set to drink and film as an extra! Don’t worry, your free labor won’t include bashing rats AND it will support a great […]
Fake Eyelash dude being hailed boyfriend of the year..
So apparently fake eyelashes are a thing. (I had no idea because my wife has fantastic eyelashes.) However others must wear these to get that “pop” on their eyes that make people say… WOW. But […]