Well, it’s here folks. 46 minutes of me talking continuously about the trashiest reality shows out there. You peasants can have your Bachelor talk and analyze every one of those boring unemployed fuck bags that come out of the limo but here on Avoiding ReALIty (subject to change) we don’t have time for that bullshit.
If you never thought twice about buying a shirt because it was Ramona Blue or seriously considered dating Bret Michaels and Flavor Flav, this isn’t the place for you. I want this to be a safe haven for the brave souls who avoid Below Deck spoilers like other people do Game of Thrones. Spent more time than you’d like to admit watching other people watch other people on The People’s Couch? Welcome.
I have already promised to work on my umms, definitelys, and obviouslys but I guess I am more of a basic bitch than I realize. I blame Stassi Schroeder. We’ll be mixing in different shows, hopefully get some VIP guests and maybe I’ll even get a real microphone.
Here it is…
Vanderpump Rules: 3:37-12:01
Southern Charm: 12:01-22:03
Double Shot At Love With DJ Pauly D and Vinny: 22:03-34:02
Real Housewives of New York: 34:02-46:08