I mean, what more could you want. These are literally perfect. JD will wear one of these. I will make […]
Month: May 2019
Hill I’ll Die On: The Beatles Are The Most Overrated Thing Ever
Welcome to the newest blog segment from Branded, Hill I’ll Die On. Plenty of hot takes and opinions out there. […]
Double Shot At Love With DJ Pauly D And Vinny Episode 9: Pauly Is Still The Reigning Prank War Champion
Everyone is reeling from the shock of sending B-Lashes home. Considering B-Lashes said under 2 words to the guys she […]
Booksmart: Top 5 Comedy of the Decade… (Yup)
Okay, so it’s Thursday and I’ve been off the blogwagon for a few days. In other words, Memorial Day took […]
Barstool Hires Kirk Minihane
The greatest week of free agency in history is over. I now work for @barstoolsports. — Kirk Minihane (@kirkmin) May […]
We’re Handicapping Carson Wentz’ AO1 Home Run Derby
Tomorrow is the AO1 charity softball event at Citizens Bank Park at 6:30 pm. Tickets are still available so if […]
The NBA is Sick of Drake’s Antics and Stepping In Ahead of the NBA Finals
The NBA and Adam Silver have brought the hammer down on Drizzy and his sideline shoulder rubs ahead of the […]
Philadelphia Inquirer Writes Bizarre Love Letter To Jason Segel
Philly Inquirer: “Dear Jason Segel, Welcome to Philly! I heard you were in town filming the upcoming AMC series Dispatches from Elsewhere and […]
Lil Nas X Gives the Performance of a Lifetime
Okay, let me get a couple things off my chest. Lil Nas X sucks This song is so stupid This […]
It’s Official: This Is The Hottest Tom Brady Has Ever Looked
My sensors have been up for a while now, and I’m ready to make an official diagnosis. I have enough […]
Nick Foles’ Wife Torri Reveals She Suffered A Miscarriage
This afternoon it came out via Adam Schefter that Nick Foles has missed OTAs due to personal issues. It was […]
Fake Outrage Over Barstool Supplying Rally Towels Is Laugh Out Loud Funny
People love to hate, especially when it comes to companies like Barstool. So when the Boston Bruins sent out the […]
Constipated Woman Forgets 10 Years Of Her Life From Pushing Too Hard
Mirror UK: “A constipated woman lost more than 10 years of memories after straining too hard on the toilet, it […]
NBA Finals: Warriors vs. Raptors Series by the Numbers
I’ve gotta say, I’m happy for Toronto fans. All of the years of ridiculous trash talking about how great the […]
This Weatherman Who Is Mad No One Wants To Watch The Weather When The Bachelorette Is On Needs To Sit The Fuck Down
WATCH: Weatherman @JamieFOX45Now in Dayton, Ohio snapped at viewers complaining on social media about the network's decision to cut into […]