Welcome to the 2019 edition of “Glocks Mock” (now 2.0). There are a million of these on the internet and they are all meaningless, but they are also fun and addicting. The 2019 draft is […]
Month: April 2019
Kendall Jenner Is Going To The Ends Of The Earth To Win Ben Simmons Back After She Maybe Hooked Up With French Montana
While the Kardashian curse is certainly real, especially for NBA players, it appears that there is no such thing for the Jenner girls. Kylie is a billionaire and Travis Scott is doing pretty well. So […]
James Holzhauer is the Best Jeopardy Champion of All Time
James Holzhauer is on absolute TEAR right now on Jeopardy. He just won his 15th straight game, and has won a total of $1,135,175 over that span. For all you mouth breathers out there who […]
Jimmy Butler “Jimmidelphia” Shirts On Sale Now
From the brain of myself and the magic touch of the guys over at DSGN Tree we bring you the Jimmidelphia shirt! Get Jimmy Butlers face with the Philly skyline as his hair! Get it […]
Comedian Gary Owen With Hands Down The Worst Tweet Possible About The Blazers/Thunder Game
If Portland’s coach could say the N word that was the perfect time. This N word just hit that shit. WOW — Gary Owen (@garyowencomedy) April 24, 2019 That has got to be the worst […]
Goodbye Beast Mode
As per reports, Marshawn Lynch has decided not to play football anymore after 2 seasons as a member of the Oakland Raiders. Breaking: After two seasons playing for his hometown Raiders, Marshawn Lynch is not […]
What’s The Proper ‘Found A Cell Phone’ Protocol?
The top 3 hardest questions to answer. How was the universe created? What happens after we die? And what do I do with this cell phone I just found? Just a total no win situation […]
Phillies Glad They Didn’t Sign Mike Trout After Recent Video Surfaces
https://twitter.com/sportsgossip/status/1120735862763823104 Yikes. How unathletic do you have to be to miss a shot that bad? Also can we talk about the soccer ball basketball shot for a second? Anyone else remember doing this? Normally it […]
ICYMI: Dave Portnoy Is Cornering Mike Francesa
Yesterday Dave Portnoy jumped on Mike’s show and cornered him to do a pizza review. By the way, Mike calling Portnoy “Dave from Boston” was laugh out loud funny. Earlier today, @MikeFrancesa received a call […]
Ezekiel Elliott Got A Portrait Tattoo Of Himself And It’s Not Even The Most Shocking Part Of This Photo
Warning: the image you are about to see is very graphic. If you are often finding yourself overwhelmed by thiccness, you might not want to look at all. View this post on Instagram A post […]
Dak and Zeke are meant for each other! (Popcorn feeding video)
Dak and Zeke came into this league together and they will eventually go out of this league together damnit! People say Dak sucks. People say Zeke is fat. But everyone says they are perfect for […]
We All Need To Drop Everything And Save Britney Spears #FreeBritney
Britney Spears is a beacon of light for most of us; an iconic constant in our lives that we have grown up with. I can’t remember my life before Britney Spears at this point, she’s […]
Blake Griffin Joined In With Fans Chanting “Ref You Suck”
Blake Griffin joining in on the “ref you suck” chant #pistons #bucks pic.twitter.com/NQ1ew2HSEZ — Evan Jankens (@KINGoftheKC) April 23, 2019 Love bad boy Blake. Let those refs know. Can’t let them just shit the bed […]
Yankees Release Gio Gonzalez, Next Stop Philadelphia?
MLB NEWS ALERT: The @Yankees have released LHP Gio Gonzalez. #PinstripePride pic.twitter.com/HN62AVu9qx — DK Nation (@dklive) April 22, 2019 MLB TR: “The Yankees announced that veteran left-hander Gio Gonzalez was not added to the team’s 40-man roster […]
Jared Dudley’s New Sponsor. Men’s Douche
#Sixers win game 4 with clutch performances from @JoelEmbiid @BenSimmons25 and @mikescott !!! And now a word from our sponsors….#HereTheyCome pic.twitter.com/cW3n0QkAmc — 1090 Animations (@1090media) April 22, 2019 The guys at 1090 animations are amazing. […]