I learned about Kim Kardashian’s baby shower like most well adjusted adults, through Chrissy Teigen’s Instagram story. Some very business savvy lady is out in Calabasas is popping out Kim Kardashian’s babies like pop tarts at this point. I mean seriously what is the going rate for carrying a Kardashian baby at this point? I’d give up my uterus for 9 months of pampering.
Any normal person is not allowed to have 4 baby showers. Once you get past like 2 kids, I can’t afford your lifestyle. Baby shit is expensive. Can’t just show up to a baby shower with a bottle of wine and skate by. It’s financially irresponsible for you to have 4 kids but it’s flat out not fair for me. No way I’m giving you 4 separate baby gifts just recycle that shit.
But Kim Kardashian can have infinity baby showers. For her friends, it appears like these baby showers are more like cool events where you get a lot of gifts. Kim can even drink if she wants.
On Saturday, Kim Kardashian hosted a CBD themed baby shower where she announced her new baby boy will be dropped off in a few weeks.
Since Kim is “freaking the fuck out”, guests were given a bunch of expensive CBD makeup products in a brand partnership that has nothing to do with the arrival of her upcoming child. Even for baby showers the Kardashians can’t miss an opportunity for a good sponsored event.
The guests made bath salts, made flower arrangements, and enjoyed a nice “sound bath”. Whatever Kanye has been doing during his Sunday services has definitely started to float towards the cult category, so this CBD “baby shower” could really be anything. What’s a sound bath anyways? Sounds like a bunch of brainwashing trying to get these people to follow whatever nonsense Ye is up to these days. They even gave out FREE Yeezy slides during the shower, and Kanye get into Paris’s head enough enough that she took off her heels and put on the slides.
For all you gamblers out there placing bets on the new Kardashian baby name. people are speculating Kim’s new baby, a boy, could be named Robert or Harut after seeing some behind the scenes snapchats from the event.
You know what they always say, smoke ’em if you got ’em at the baby shower. How can you be stressed with 4 kids when you can just use CBD and also have a trillion dollars?
Shoutout to the time she thought people were going to live tweet KUWTK when Game of Thrones was on. Kris Jenner’s game is slipping, she’s got to be better than that.
Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs in 45 mins East Coast! Let’s live tweet!!!!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 29, 2019