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Today In Weird News: Man Cut’s Off Penis After Sex Dream

Nick Ru

Horrific photos have emerged of a husband’s gruesome injuries after he hacked off his penis following a dream .

Wahab Sa’adu, 35, said he was fed up with women demanding sex from him in a dream he chose to cut off his manhood.

Now shocking images show the injuries, from which the fashion designer is still recovering.

Wahab said he carried his genitals to a neighbour’s house in Alapa, Nigeria.

Speaking after the horror, the husband said: “Prior to the incident, I had a dream in which three unidentified women appeared to me and ordered that I drink battery acid, which I did the following morning without the knowledge of anyone.

“Three days after, I had another dream where the same women ordered me to wake up and cut off my penis. It was after cutting it off that I regained consciousness. So I rushed home for immediate remedy.” UK Mirror

Well, folks I don’t think I can do weird news any more.  This is the weirdest and worst.  I don’t think I’ll be able to keep finding these stories because this one is really affecting me something fierce.  I feel bad for the guy.  We’ve all had sex dreams where we wake up and yell “EWWWWWWWWWW” or “AHHHHHHHHH!” Don’t lie to yourself you know the exact dreams I’m referring too.  They make your skin crawl, make your blood curl.  Except none of this happened in this situation.  This wasn’t just a bad dream this guy is possessed.

What is going on with this man?  He’s got women coming to him in his dreams telling him what to do?  Drink battery acid, cut your dick off.  He just wakes up and does them.  This is a man who is being visited in his dreams by the devil.  Before he inflicts hell on earth for the rest of us we should kill him.  Don’t let him infect everyone, get rid of him now and we will all sleep better at night.  I know how harsh it sounds but wait until it’s your penis three devil dream banshees are telling you to chop off.  Anyone who has seen any movie know’s patient zero would be named Wahab.  It’s honestly way to perfect.  Someone get Brad Pitt on the phone to save us from the epidemic.

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