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The Texas Rangers Give Handjobs For Home Runs

Nick Ru

Well I’ll be a monkeys uncle!  All this time the Phillies have been getting yelled and talked about for a few fun handshakes at the dugout, meanwhile the Texas Rangers are out here giving each other home plate hand jobs.  It’s just not right.  What is going on in Arlington Texas?  You’ve got a perverted owner of the Dallas Arlington Cowboys with no respect for women..

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Now we’ve got the Texas Rangers out here giving hand jobs at home plate in front of little kids!  It’s not right!  It shouldn’t happen!  We should take all sports away from Arlington! I don’t want to go another day with knowing the Dallas Arlington Cowboys and the Texas Arlington Rangers are out here being disrespectful in front of our Nations youth.  This is not a Philadelphia thing, it’s a country thing, it’s a morality thing.  God bless our youth for they are our future.

For the people in the back by the way…

Fuck the Cowboys.

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