“Urophilia, undinism, golden shower, watersports – ‘urine play’ goes by many names.
While it’s defined as a fetish , it’s nonetheless something which a number of people engage in and enjoy.
Unfortunately for one man, his attempt to spice things up in the bedroom via some urine play has backfired.
“Recently, I became interested in getting my partner to urinate on me,” he admitted to Pamela Stephenson Connolly in a letter featured on the Guardian .
“I’ve never tried it before and I don’t know why I’m suddenly keen now, but I’m curious about what it’s like and I think it would make us feel closer.”
On this occasion, it’s had quite the opposite effect.
He adds: “Now my partner thinks I’m disgusting. –Mirror UK
Tragic love stories always get me. I never know how to feel. Bad for the guy or jealous that he now get’s the sweet embrace of freedom from the ball and chain that is a relationship with a woman. Or do I feel bad that he now is lonely with nobody to pee on? I don’t really know, it could go either way. I do however have advice for him, something I just thought up.
“It it better to have loved and lost, then to never have held in your bladder, for that is the most pain of all”
I think he can appreciate what I am trying to say here. Nothing about break ups are easy but this guy is clearly a freak. He doesn’t need a girl who doesn’t want to pee on him, or to be pee’d on. This man needs a freak. He need’s a girl who’s willing to bang with a toaster on the edge of the bath while plugged in. He need’s a total wild card who doesn’t know what she’ll do next. He need’s a girl that you meet at the orgies without the masks. That’s what this cat needs. We need to help my man’s out. We need to find him a total freak with no limits. If anyone know’s this guy is let me know, I’d like to help him out.
Let me wobble back to my corner, Joe Pa knew.