She Might Run The Most Powerful Empire Of All Time, But Kris Jenner’s Daily Schedule Sounds Miserable

What Kris Jenner has created is the most underrated successful business stories of all time. For anyone that thinks that Kim is the reason this family runs the world, you know nothing about the Kris Jenner. Given that Kylie is the youngest ‘self-made’ billionaire and that’s like her 3rd most talked about child, you’d think she might start taking a few days off. After all, she’s 62. I barely want to get up early to go to work tomorrow and the thought of doing that for another 32 years makes me want to break the tripod out.

On her appearance on Kourtney Kardashian’s highly anticipated company expertly named ‘Poosh” that no one fully understands the true purpose, Kris Jenner revealed her daily routine.

“Like our entire family, we prepare for a very long day. Like, I’ll get up at 4:30 or 5 in the morning and jump up, have coffee, check my emails real quick, hop on the treadmill, turn on the news, get caught up with what’s going on,” she said.

“So I feel like I’ve done my cardio, I’m prepared mentally and emotionally and physically to go tackle a day. Be informed about what’s going on in the world, be informed about what’s going on with my kids. I do a lot of that and that takes… If I can be on that treadmill for 45 minutes to an hour, it’s golden. Do a few weights, hop off, shower, plan, film.”

I’ve long thought that being a Kardashian/Jenner seems more hassle than it’s worth. I’m sure it’s nice to be super rich, have designer clothes and have a lot of people follow you on Instagram but waking up at 4:30am every day to work out and watch the news? No thank you. It didn’t look fun when my 80 year old grandfather did it every day and it sure wouldn’t be what I would do if I had $100 million dollars.

I know Kris Jenner is the most vain and image conscious person on the planet but Kylie is the one that really has it all figured out. When you have that much money you don’t have to work out or eat healthy you can just pay for surgery. I feel like there’s so much exercise involved with being a Kardashian. Kim never skips hamstring day and Khloe is still trying to prove to everyone that she isn’t fat even though she never was in the first place. Kourtney pretty much only eats raw vegetables and I’m not sure Kendall even eats. Why would anyone want to be a Kardashian if you can’t sleep until noon and eat pizza in your mansion all day? Maybe Rob really is living the dream.

 

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