This is my favorite reason for a player getting suspended by his own team since JR Smith got suspended for throwing a bowl of soup.
Porn. The rumor is Jordan Bell ordered porn. And charged it to Mike Brown’s room.
This type of story is why we have Twitter. To roast people when they do something stupid. Usually, the criticism is undeserved. But ordering porn at the hotel in the year 2019 is rightfully deserving of jokes because it’s just that dumb.
We have cell phones. Plus, you don’t even need to go hunting for on websites anymore. You can’t even scroll through Twitter these days without getting free nudes from washed up girls from your high school asking you to subscribe to their OnlyFans account. Access to this X-rated material is at an all-time high. Ordering it at a hotel instead of using your phone is like using a typewriter to send a message instead of an e-mail.
At one point, there was a use for hotel room porn. Back in the day when you were on a business trip and you wanted to cheat on your wife. Except, you’ve been married for 15 years and you stopped going to the gym soon after that so no one wants some chubby, over-the-Hill schmuck. So, charging the hotel films to the card was you’re only route and a sad reality. At least you can save yourself a few bucks these days.
This is how I know the Warriors era is ending. They are getting so bored of winning they just get super horny on the road. First, Draymond was putting dick pics on his Snapchat story and now Jordan Bell is ordering porn on his assistant coach’s credit card.
What a life.