Today in Weird News (Russia Edition): Man Tries To Board Flight Naked Because Clothes Make Him Less Aerodynamic

“A man stripped naked before boarding his flight to make himself ‘more aerodynamic’, it has been reported.

Footage of the man, 38, whose identity has not been revealed, shows him standing naked as he nonchalantly waits his turn to board the Ural Airlines flight at Russia’s Domodedovo Airport in Moscow.

The nude intruder was then caught by airport staff as he ran onto the jet bridge and detained by police, the Moscow Times reports.

One passenger was quoted by REN TV saying: “He shouted that he was naked because clothing impairs the aerodynamics of the body. He flies with more agility when undressed.” Uk Mirror

Well, well, well look what we have here.  Russia getting in on weird news.  I have to be honest I’m surprised Russia is involved in weird news.  I always thought Russia was so straight-laced, no-nonsense don’t mess with anyone don’t make problems kind of country.  I didn’t think anyone would have the giant naked balls to get on a plane naked in Russia. Feel like that’s a shot in the face on scene in Russia.



Anyway I know what you’re thinking.  I’ve defended the weirdest people on “Today In Weird News” How can i defend naked Russian airplane guy.  Well, I’ll show you.  He was doing it for the people on the plane.  Making sure they are safe and have no issues what-so-ever.  We all know how you can’t have more than fifty pounds in your bag but somehow it’s ok to just put it in your carry on.  Makes no sense to me.  If my bag is 53 pounds and I take 3 pounds and move it to my carry on, that 3 pounds is still on the plane.  However, I digress.  This guy wanted to make sure he was light and so aerodynamic the plane would be safe.  I respect that and think he should be awarded a medal of Russian honor.

Also… Queen shit

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I just made one of those Russian Doll things.


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