The Spice Girls Were Banging Each Other This Whole Time

What if we misheard the lyrics the whole time and the Spice Girls were really singing “if you want to be my lover, I gotta get with my friends”?? Something to think about with this news that Scary Spice, Mel B, allegedly slept with Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell while the Spice Girls were still together.

“She is going to hate me for this because she is all posh in a country house but it wasn’t a ‘thing,’” Mel B, 43, told Piers Morgan on “Life Stories” Friday. “it just happened, we just giggled at it and that was it,” she said. “We were best friends. It just happened.”

This is a headline everyone drew up back in the day, because what’s better than 5 hot chicks in a band? 5 chicks in a band making out! This is exactly what guys envision happens when girls get together. They are just standing around thinking about how hot they are and how hot their friends are that they just start fucking. I think what happened is that the Spice Girls just kept preaching Girl Power and feminism so much they forgot men existed at all.

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“It was just that once,” Mel B continued. “And hopefully when Geri gets asked that, which hopefully she will after this, she won’t deny it. Because it was just a fun thing.”

Just a fun little thing sometimes girls do together. What a badass message from the Spice Girls 20 years after starting the entire Girl Power movement among millennials.

For the record I was always a Ginger Spice. Any chance to wear that iconic Great Britain flag dress. All the basics always wanted to be Baby because she was blonde and the innocent one but the real ones knew that Ginger was where it’s at. It was no surprise to anyone that Geri and Mel B were the two that hooked up. They were always the wildest ones. I bet Victoria Beckham was shocked to hear something like this could happen.

This story is extra interesting though because the Spice Girls broke up when Geri left the group and rumors were circulating that it was because of her feuding with Mel B. Has to be tough to have an enemy that’s seen the inner workings of your vagina so this starts to make some more sense now. I wonder if they will reignite the old flame when the Spice Girls go back on tour this summer.




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