When you have to have a beer you have to have a beer. This Delco legend proved that Tuesday night. He made the statement that no beer distributor should ever close because where the hell is he going to get a beer after 10pm? With Pennsylvania’s archaic liquor laws, you can’t even go to a gas station or 7/11 for a beer late at night.
For real though: This dude seriously smashed up a beer distributor for 2 Bud Ice Tall Boys. We’re talking $5,000+ in damages for beers that cost $6 total. Total douchebag move. Being from Marple Newtown I’m sure I know the prick.
Guy backs his large vehicle into a Newtown Square beer distributor to grab a couple of tall boys.
(What else was he supposed to do? Everything was closed) pic.twitter.com/qRLN5HEN9T
— DelcoDelphia (@DelcoDelphia) March 20, 2019