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NSFW: These Photos Of Bill Belichick On The Beach May Be Too Hot For The Internet

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First of all I apologize. These aren’t the type of photos you can just scroll through while browsing the internet at work. If you clicked from your phone on the train, people around you are definitely going to think you’re fucked up. But these photos of Bill Belichick on the beaches of Barbados while the rest of the league is anxiously overpaying any free agent who has ever played for the Patriots are visually jarring.

I mean does it look like Bill Belichick is worried that the Raiders made Trent Brown the highest paid offensive lineman in the NFL? Or that Trey Flowers earned his $17 million per year after showing up in the biggest games?

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The next Trent Brown and Trey Flowers are currently locked in Belichick’s basement with Ernie Adams going through the Patriot academy of football. It’s a win win on either side of these scenarios, so I’m not sure why anyone thinks the Patriots are the bad guys for not giving out these huge contracts. Guys come to New England, get the Bill Belichick stamp of approval and a Super Bowl ring, and then go on to have money literally thrown in their face.

If you have any doubts about the decisions Bill Belichick makes during free agency, you haven’t been here that long. Everybody knows Super Bowls aren’t won in March. March is for beach vacations with your hot girlfriend. For ice cream, a game of cards and some light shopping. Belichick was probably cleaning out the gift shops. I bet he’s a guy who doesn’t pack anything for a beach trip, just goes to the gift shop on the first day to buy a Hawaiian shirt and a visor.

The two spent a few days at the uber-exclusive Sandy Lane Resort where suites fetch upwards of $3,000 a night.

Holliday shared some snaps of the two as they enjoyed ice cream, played card games and managed to get in a little shopping. –DailyMail

I hope fans of every other team are enjoying their shiny new free agent signings. The draft is coming up for some of you. Training camps in a couple months. Wake Belichick up in January.

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