A thrilling new pastime is gripping the nation:
Kraft Cheese Toss
Simple Directions:
1. Sit Baby to Toddler in High Chair
2. Unwrap your kraft single
3. Throw Kraft Single at Baby or Toddler
Scoring:
1 Point for high chair
2 Points for Body
3 Points if you can stick the cheese to baby’s face
You should be ashamed of yourself you fucking idiot. I wish I could meet you in person to throw something heavier than a piece of cheese at your head to get the same shocked and confused reaction as your helpless baby. Who knows, maybe I will mother fucker. I’ll make you disappear you cunt.