Pete Davidson truly must have something inside his pants that is quite impressive because normal people don’t just go from Ariana Grande to Kate Beckinsale like this. The story didn’t start off great. I’m sure you all remember the ol’ butthole eyes narrative. It drew A list attention to Pete Davidson. Why DOES someone like Ariana Grande or Lorne Michaels love him so much?
But when Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande broke up and Ariana released thank u, next, I think everyone thought she had officially won the breakup. To be honest I really actually like Ariana’s new album and in life I think she’s always the winner in any scenario because she has millions of dollars and the voice of an angel but it’s time to officially declare Pete Davidson the winner of this particular breakup.
On Sunday afternoon, Pete Davidson and the only other person Pete Davidson could find hotter than Ariana Grande, KATE FUCKING BECKINSALE, went to see a hockey game in New York. There are many other things to do on a Sunday afternoon in New York City than go to a regular season hockey game. Kate Beckinsale probably has a lot cooler places she could be going but instead she’s sticking her tongue down Pete Davidson’s throat at a fucking Sunday afternoon Rangers game.
With that covered up neck tattoo front and center too, these pics are SUPER high def. I can practically see a split end (I didn’t see any obviously because she is perfect). These two were all over each other sitting in the bleachers. They’re just looking up at the camera too like hey yeah we’re definitely fucking we actually might fuck in the bathroom right now.
I can’t tell if this is proof that funny guys can talk their way into anything or if Pete just has a big dick. I didn’t realize it but Pete Davidson is only 25? He’s been through some shit, it seems like he’d be at least 32. I think this is actually Kate Beckinsale going after Pete. I think she’s the ultimate package–drop dead gorgeous and likable but also definitely a freak in the sheets. She used to date another 24 year old Wild N Out comedian so this isn’t exactly her first rodeo if you know what I mean…
She is glowing in these photos, and just walking on the streets clinging to Pete’s waist like her son that’s just come home from college. I feel like I just wrote the script for a pretty good porn.
To rebound from Ariana Grande with Kate Beckinsale is a level very few men have ever achieved. I can really only think of Leo as someone who has been with two hotter women back to back. It’s an improbable run for someone like Pete, but it’s not good for society. We can’t have guys out here thinking they deserve girls like Ariana Grande and Kate Beckinsale because they see Pete Davidson doing it.
I kind of feel bad for Pete in this scenario. I don’t know if he can handle a Kate Beckinsale. She’s about to chew him up and spit him out. It doesn’t end well for Pete and there’s nowhere to go but down after Kate Beckinsale.