Gronk lives the best life I think we can all agree on that. Just a monster of a man, wins countless Super Bowls, oh and his wife is a 20/10. Pretty much got this whole life thing figured out.
So of course he is on vacation right now partying it up with possibly the second sexiest couple on the planet in the Deckers. Just a taste of what is going on out there.
Even with spike ball Gronk looks like a superhero playing children pic.twitter.com/ODwaVdKN97
— Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) March 2, 2019
— Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) March 4, 2019
Looks like the most fun I’ll never have. How much fun you ask? Even Tom Brady had to jump in and make sure his boy is alright.
“LOLOL that’s my crazy tightend!! Just banging his super model girlfriend so much that he might be completely depleted of energy. You know, from all the sex with a super model!!”
Son of a bitch Gronk!!! They say if you could switch lives with people who would it be? Gronk, 1,000 out of 1,000 times. You don’t need to be a billionaire, just be a young athletic millionaire.
You do you Gronk. And when you and the lady are having all that super sexy sex I hope you’re laugh and all the poor shmucks out there freezing our asses off. GOD I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU!!