Yesterday the Washington Post wrote an article on Deadspin with a title that left me feeling… This is what they wrote… Now, I’m not sure if this is satire, or sarcasm, or just plain honesty […]
Month: February 2019
Was LeBron Focused On Basketball When He Was In The Studio With 2 Chainz Late The Night Before He Sat Out Because Of “Load Management”?
I’m not even exaggerating when I say LeBron James is the worst thing to ever happen to the Lakers. I can’t believe there is that big of a group of people on the internet who […]
Make some money Monday
The takes are free. Always unwarranted. Any comments, questions or concerns, come see these tweets @hefadesme I’m sure some of you are hurting after both Tennessee and Michigan fell over the weekend. Well, you can’t […]
Le’Veon Bell Thinks Philadelphia Is Amazing And Wants To Play For The Eagles
hmmm 🤔 https://t.co/c5j6uNEAmd — Le'Veon Bell (@LeVeonBell) February 24, 2019 Well, well, well look what we have here. Le’Veon Bell in so many words is BEGGING the Eagles to come pick him up. Read between […]
Soft Ass Don Sweeney Decided Adding a Below Average Center was the Move That Puts Them in Contention for the Cup
Don Sweeney has to be the softest, most terrified, pussy of a GM I’ve ever seen. I mean at least Peter Chiarelli was making trades. They were all god awful trades that hindered the team […]
Bull Riding Is Nuts…
Okay, so the Oscars were last night and it was a mildly entertaining ride. Every year, there are always a couple surprises and last night, to an extent, was no different. Bohemian Rhapsody claimed their […]
Wayne Simmonds to Nashville
Wayne Simmonds has been traded to the Nashville Predators. Stay with us as we gather more information. Full trade: #Flyers send Wayne Simmonds to #preds for Ryan Hartman and 2020 conditional 4th round pick. Can […]
A Tale As Old As Time: Man Hides Micro-Penis From Wife Until The Honeymoon, Wife Tells Everyone About Micro-Penis, Man Sues Wife For Telling
“A man is threatening to sue his new wife after she wrote about his micropenis on the internet . The woman claims her new husband kept it a secret until they were on their honeymoon […]
Scared Of Flying? Then I Don’t Recommend Watching This
Nearly did a Kaitlin Bennett in my pants just watching this. Thankfully the British Airways plane eventually landed safely and no one was hurt. BUUUUTT you can’t fly again after that. That’s all she wrote […]
The Steam Dream
The takes are free. Always unwarranted. Any comments, questions or concerns, come see these tweets @hefadesme Before I hit publish on my first piece for this blog off, I want to cover some things surrounding […]
Murt’s Man Bait-Easy Banana Bread (step by step pictures inside)
I buy a lot of bananas this time of year. They are always in season and they’re super inexpensive. The thing with bananas is that if they go bad, you can still use them to […]
It Appears Khloe Kardashian Will Not Be The Next Bachelorette And It’s Pretty Dumb Of Her
Unfortunately, I’ve spent the last week laying awake in bed at night thinking about Khloe Kardashian. I don’t want to admit I care about the Kardashians at all, but god dammit Khloe has had such […]
This 83 Yard Reception To A Dog Is Better Than Any Highlight From The Super Bowl
83-yard completion to a dog. The AAF is revolutionizing football.pic.twitter.com/a8xZFLyV4a — 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@sportingnews) February 25, 2019 The Rams wish they had this very good boy on their team during the Super Bowl when […]
Mugshot Monday: Jussie Smollett
How could today’s Mugshot Monday be anyone but this clown? People might say… What about Robert Kraft?? Well he hasn’t been arrested yet, so stay tuned for next week. So if for some reason you […]
Irina Shayk Needs To Have The Russian Government Take Care Of Lady Gaga
I don’t know how secure with yourself you have to be to let the events at the 2019 Oscars just happen. I’ll never reach that level of confidence. Partially because I do not look like […]