— Aaron Larsuel (@AaronLarsuel) February 27, 2019
Thank god someone finally confronted LeBron about being in the studio with 2 Chainz the night before being out against the Warriors due to load management. I have zero idea how LeBron could even try to deny this considering the video with timestamps were put out by 2 Chainz and we have on record what happened on Feb 2nd. But lookie here LeBron does just that.
A master of deflection, extreme humility and maximum effort on defense maybe, but a good liar? I’d like to argue he’s the worst of all time. My ex got away with cheating on me for months before I found out, and I’ve got conclusive evidence on LeBron lying before a shot clock violation.
Talking in full circles with not one ounce of firm evidence against it, LeBron exhibits ALL of the textbook lying body language clues. Trust me, I did some heavy research on this by reading this Business Insider article “You can tell someone’s lying to you by watching their face — here are 12 dead giveaways” and LeBron does just about all of them.
Eyes darting back and forth
LeBron’s eyes are darting back and forth like a game of ping pong trying to come up with an excuse for why he was working on a deluxe album release instead of studying game film or I don’t know….resting! Why does he know exactly what night it was? It seems like a detail you might not even remember if it was no big deal, why does LeBron have a whole story about where Draymond was?
Eyes fluttering like a moth to a flame the second this prize worthy reporter even starts asking the question.
Looking up to the right
Pretty hard to deny this one. LeBron is sweating more than a whore in church after being confronted here.
Bouton says sweat may appear on the forehead, cheeks, or back of the neck, and you’ll likely observe the person try to wipe it away.
Pretty sure I just nailed it. LeBron may be the worst liar the world has ever seen and he’s awful at hiding it. Just fucking admit it and move on. Stop calling out your teammates and take the media scrutiny that comes along with being the “best player in the history of the world” (not my sentiments but just a summary of Twitter). And stop lying.
There’s a lot of things in life I can tolerate but lying isn’t one of them. Of all the terrible qualities LeBron has (lack of clutch gene, bad hairline, no defense, no respect for the Lakers organization, destruction of the entire young Lakers core, lack of motivation to win–to name a few) this egregious display of dishonesty is by far the worst.