— Rick (@SubwayCreatures) February 25, 2019
Just a little Monday breakfast on the subway, nothing to see here. Man has to fuel up for his not job that he has. Being the crazy person that lives on a train is hard work, no one talks about that enough.
Listen is eating an Emu egg on the train weird? Yes. Beyond bizare but so is eating any type of eggs on the subway. So what we have here is the classic art of negotiation. Start with something so ridiculously outrageous, so the next thing you do seems normal. This guy may have just single handily made eating regular hard boiled eggs on public transportation normal.
Not saying we all owe him a thank but what’s his venmo? I’ll toss him a few bones.
Also if you aren’t following Subway Creatures on Twitter you really should. Steady dose of Subway insanity.