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Scared Of Flying? Then I Don’t Recommend Watching This

Joe

Nearly did a Kaitlin Bennett in my pants just watching this. Thankfully the British Airways plane eventually landed safely and no one was hurt. BUUUUTT you can’t fly again after that. That’s all she wrote for flying if you were on that flight. Get a megabus ticket or buy a boat because airborne travel is no longer an option.

When I fly if the plane makes event 1/10000000000000 of a movement sideways I think it’s the end. Put me on this roller coaster of a flight and I’d be in the back crying real man tears. When I fly I need my sleepy time playlist cranked up, I don’t want to hear anything. Keep the blood pressure down and try not to think about the fact that at any moment the plane could just turn into a rock.

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