A Tale As Old As Time: Man Hides Micro-Penis From Wife Until The Honeymoon, Wife Tells Everyone About Micro-Penis, Man Sues Wife For Telling

Nick Ru

“A man is threatening to sue his new wife after she wrote about his micropenis on the internet .

The woman claims her new husband kept it a secret until they were on their honeymoon by saying he didn’t agree with sex before marriage.

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She felt he had lied and tricked her, so decided to share the story on Reddit to get some advice.

But her husband found the post and is now terrified somebody will work out it’s about him, so is threatening to divorce and sue her.

She posted an update on the website, explaining that he say the post after it went viral and somebody shared it on Facebook .

She writes: “My husband saw my post and says he wants to leave me and sue me? Says he wants an annulment and is considering suing me for defamation of character.

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“He says it’s only a matter of time before someone leaks his name.” –Mirror

Well there is a lot to digest on this one.  Most of the time when I write stories like these I take a side pick who I think was in the right and defend their honor.  I don’t know who to side with on this one.  I don’t know who is in the right and who is in the wrong here.  I have to go over the information and make an informed decision.

THE WIFES DEFENSE

  • She didn’t know what she was getting, you go on vacation with your new husband.  You expect to have something normal come out of his pants.  Something you can work with.  You are shocked to find a micro dick that you can’t work with
  • Now you’re upset you had no clue, you aren’t getting off this entire vacation and probably have to cuck your new husband
  • She can say this now and make people laugh….

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Now that’s kind of it for the wife.  It’s not a lot but it is something in her defense.  She really only has the surprise dick (or lack there of) on the honey moon to be upset about.

THE HUSBANDS DEFENSE

  • He was insecure
  • The wife should have felt something and known when they made out
  • She never notice during a long hug?
  • She didn’t need to posit it online
  • He was very insecure
  • He is a white man and these things can happen
  • She never asked to see it
  • Did she give him a chance to see if he’s a grower or a shower?
  • What ever happened to the motion in the ocean not the size of the boat

Now there is a lot here that can be defended and because of this, and the many ways to defend the husband, the wife is mean and for that I am out.  Let’s really look at it and be honest.  The wife is wrong here.  This guy was born with a small dick.  He can’t help it, yeah he surprised you with small dick, but you married the man not the dick.  You fell for the man, not the dick.  Guy’s get surprised all the time by small boobs.  Do we complain NO!  We keep on truckin.  We enjoy them for what they are and love them all the same.  Sometimes women even get fake boobs, they get them enhanced.  Your husband can still do that.  You don’t have to go and blab to the entire world that his dick is a half eaten french fry.  It’s not his fault.

Speaking of small dicks.. scroll for a surprise.

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You guys remember that scene in The Hangover 2.  This is what I imagined this man looked like.

Anyway, back to the story at hand.  You can’t blame the husband here.  Sure he hid this from his wife but he was insecure and he can always get surgery to fix it, I think.  If not just remember you fell in love with the man not the dick.  Never fall in love with the dick.  That’s how my son was born.  Cause I sling it baby girl.  Let this be a lesson to everyone out there.  Dont blab about your man’s small dick on the internet.

P.S. Just a funny picture.

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