Last week new age Fabio, Alexander Cortes, gave us his guide to being a beautiful woman.
How to be a Beautiful Woman
– Be thin
– Be able to cook
– Have long hair
– Wear make-up
– Be feminine
– Be graceful
– Be Sensual
– Shave (should without saying)
– Be fashionable
– Wear pink and feminine colors
– Love men
– Listen to men
Stay classy ladies!
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019
Don’t listen to that shit ladies. Take advice from a real man.
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