Bring me another 5 Polar Vortexes

I feel like General Gray at the end of Independence Day:

“Let’s get on the wire. Tell every squadron around the world how to shoot those fuckers down.”

Yes ladies and gentlemen, we now know the weakness to the bane of our existence: Those Fucking Stink Bugs.

Excuse CBS Philly’s sudden lack of English but you can see that our dreaded polar vortex has possibly wiped out those annoying smelly bastards. I swear I was on the brink of burning down my house if another one of those cocksuckers came flying through again. Die you sacks of shit and never bring back any plants from China again.

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