Tekashi 6ix9ine Entering Witness Protection Should Be No Problem At All

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After snitching on any and every person he knows, rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine reached a plea deal in his case to get out of being in jail for the rest of his life. He may now only serve like 10 years behind bars instead of the supposed 47 year minimum sentence he was going to get. In addition to a shorter sentence Tekashi would also receive help from the witness protection program.

Here’s where the face tattoos really put you in a pickle. Tekashi 6ix9ine is such a ridiculous looking person that without the face tattoos he would just need a haircut and new wardrobe and you could plop him in the middle of Florida without anyone knowing. But he tattooed the numbers 69 all over his face, neck and body. I guess he could hire a full makeup team like Erika Jane to travel with him and cover them up every day but I think he’s kind of low on funds.

Would this be the hardest case ever for the witness protection program? I mean this isn’t an Our Lips Are Sealed situation they’d really have to work to hide him and to keep him in check. No one is more dead than the guy who just got out of jail for ratting out all his friends. Plus it doesn’t seem like Tekashi 6ix9ine is exactly the type of guy to lay low. What other job is he going to do anyways? I couldn’t imagine him just going back to Daniel Hernandez and becoming a Starbucks barista.

We are all patiently waiting to see how this one will turn out.

@aliweitz

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