Apparently at Kent State University Kaitlin Bennett shit herself at a party. This is just the rumor flying around, don’t shoot the messenger Kaitie. If you don’t know Kaitlin Bennett is the famous gun girl who hates lefties and calls anyone that doesn’t agree with her a liberal. She’s boring, played out and a blow hard. When you go around acting that way people tend to hate you.
So as word spread of Kaitlin shitting her pants faster than the smell of someone shitting their pants, people started doing what people do.
— 5th Year (@5thYear) February 16, 2019
Listen, if you poop your pants you can’t go around acting like an asshole (see what I did there?) People are looking for a reason to make fun of you, so if you know you have a dark brown secret hiding in your closet, just live your life humble. Don’t shake any trees because at any point your whole identity cold be compromised.
This morning KFC from Barstool retweeted the video above with a comment that this is the best joking on twitter. And he ain’t wrong. Pooping your pants is hysterical. This girl is going to get chanted “poopy pants” at every campus she steps foot on. There is only one thing you can do if you’re her in this shit-uation. You don’t say a word and let time heal all wounds.
That ain’t KB’s style though, she goes the double
brown down route.
Liberal sports writer @KFCBarstool is trying to defame me over lies, but let's not forget this progressive hero cheated on his pregnant wife. Leftists are hypocrites that don't care about women and treat them like garbage. This is real toxic masculinity.https://t.co/m2O0xE7pEY
— Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) February 18, 2019
Calling Kevin a liberal is laugh out loud funny. Also she just basically ended her entire “career.” Nothing she says or does matters anymore. Roughly a billion more of these videos are going to come out now.
“You little leftist puppet!!” But Kaitlin, you shit yourself.
“You soy boy little bitch!!” Kaitie, you pooped your pants.
“Being Left is being a terrorist!!” You’re a nose terrorist with your shit filled pants.
So RIPP (Rest In Poopy Pants) Kaitlin you had an interesting run. This is game over for you girl. Going to be fun watching it all come to a crashing end.