I’m Officially Challenging Markelle Fultz To Rough and Rowdy 8


Yesterday was Markelle Fultz’s press conference. The little prick had a lot to say but this was the big headline.

Annnnnnnnd I’ve officially had enough of this kid. The Sixers organization has bent over backwards for Fultz.

They tried to help him fix his shot, tried to help him fix his broken brain, and this is how he repays them? Screw you Fultz. You let your mom boss you around and push you out of town. You basically held the Sixers hostage as they continued to try and help you. And you still have the nerve to throw shade.

This town never supported a nobody more than you. Rememeber that time you finally decided to play and shoot some 3’s? The crowd gave you a standing O just for hitting a typical 3!!!!


Or how about the time the Philly fans gave you the SKOL treatment? The only other player we did that for was Foles, the only quarterback in the franchise’s history to bring the city a Super Bowl.

I won’t sit here and take it anymore. Kid comes off like a guy that was handed everything his entire life and no one has ever put him in his place. That’s where I come in.

I challenge you, Markelle Fultz, to Rough and Rowdy 8. I will be fighting for Philadelphia’s honor you spineless dweeb. Basketball reference has Fultz at 6’4″ and 200 lbs. That’s about 5 inches and 20 pounds on me.

Everyone knows they add at least 1.5 inches to height though so I’m not worried about that at all. He might have the reach but I plan on getting in close and working the body.

Speaking of body, yes he might have 20 pounds on me but those are 20 lbs of extra dough boy. Dude looks like a tattooed bag of mashed potatoes. I’m 180 pounds of pure twisted steel. I’ll give Markelle the thunder and lightning before he even knows what hit him.

So Markelle, you go the stones? Here is the link to sign up.  Now, there is a sign up for ring girl as well.  That might be more your speed. Everyone please retweet this because I know he reads his mentions.

Your move Markelle.

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