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People Are Calling This Dumb….I Call It Genius

We live in a time where social media rules everything. For the Wu Tang Clan it was CREAM for us in 2019 it’s SMREAM. People will say this is the dumbest thing they’ve ever seen but why?

People pay good money to take a break from social media these days. This is the same thing just paired with the fact you’re keeping it a secret. I see no issues with this at all. A little 48 hour cleanse. Also another benefit, you get to find out who really loves you. Like that boy and the puppy from Billy Madison. Why didn’t the boy go looking for that puppy more? Why’d he just give up? You need to know you roll with a squad that will turn over every stone looking for you while you hide out eating slim jims or something.

When Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn faked their death to attend their own funeral no one batted an eyelash. We all read that part of the very racist book and said “oh those two boys. Never know what type of hijinx they are going to get into.” If you go missing for a few days, no work, just hang out, eat some tacos or something. Give the spirit a reboot. Sounds refreshing.

Ps: Don’t do this. This is a terrible thing to put your family through you lunatics. We work in the world of sarcasm. Even though that Tom Sawyer point is a perfect argument, still don’t do this.

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