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Big Time Pussy Evgeni Malkin Tried To Decapitate A Flyer Last Night

First and foremost, fuck Evgeni Malkin. Big time pussy and overall douche bag. Is that Philadelphia bias, possibly, but either way it’s all true.

He has to be suspended right? I’m not the biggest hockey guy out there but I think even I could hand out a little justice here. 4 games? Seems fair right? Try to kill a guy on national television, I think 4.8% of your total season is a great place to start. If I were commissioner or whatever it is in the NHL, I’d give Malkin a choice. You are suspended for the rest of the season because this is attempted murder if it didn’t take place on the ice. Or you pick any 5 Flyers and they get a running shot at you against the boards. No bracing for impact just take it like a man.

Either way back to the original point. Fuck Malkin

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