Big Time Pussy Evgeni Malkin Tried To Decapitate A Flyer Last Night

First and foremost, fuck Evgeni Malkin. Big time pussy and overall douche bag. Is that Philadelphia bias, possibly, but either way it’s all true.

#LetsgoPens Evgeni Malkin will have a hearing today for High-sticking/Slashing #LetsGoFlyers Michael Raffl. How many games? pic.twitter.com/sWE8ZyE4bZ

— SiriusXM NHL Network Radio (@SiriusXMNHL) February 12, 2019

He has to be suspended right? I’m not the biggest hockey guy out there but I think even I could hand out a little justice here. 4 games? Seems fair right? Try to kill a guy on national television, I think 4.8% of your total season is a great place to start. If I were commissioner or whatever it is in the NHL, I’d give Malkin a choice. You are suspended for the rest of the season because this is attempted murder if it didn’t take place on the ice. Or you pick any 5 Flyers and they get a running shot at you against the boards. No bracing for impact just take it like a man.

Either way back to the original point. Fuck Malkin