If you aren’t watching the Sixers game… First what the hell are you doing? Second you just missed a massive […]
Day: February 12, 2019
Tom Brady Or The Patriots: Where’s Your Allegiance?
So it’s Tuesday and we’re roughly a week and a half removed from what was Brady’s sixth Super Bowl win […]
People Are Calling This Dumb….I Call It Genius
We live in a time where social media rules everything. For the Wu Tang Clan it was CREAM for us […]
Down goes Wilt!
Wilt Chamberlain may be the most intimidating man to have ever touched a basketball court. He stood at 7’1″ and […]
What To Eat To Get Laid On Valentine’s Day (Or Really Any Day I Guess)
Some of us don’t just show up everywhere with an easy opportunity to get laid. We have to make some […]
Bryce Harper Watch: Kayla Liking Hoskins Tweets
Yup this is where we are. Digging through the wife of a player’s tweets looking for anything. Welcome to crazyland […]
Jon Dorenbos With The Greatest Magic Trick Ever Performed
I love Jon Dorenbos. He needs to run for president. Dorenbos 2020, you heard it here first people. I know […]
Ru How To: Valentines Day
Welcome to another edition of Ru how to, I’m Ru. Today I am going to walk you through Valentines day […]
Dak Prescott Won’t Take A Tom Brady Discount Because He Doesn’t Have A Rich Enough Wife
Dak Prescott is next in line to get paid. His rookie contract is up and Jerry Jones is basically independently […]
Big Time Pussy Evgeni Malkin Tried To Decapitate A Flyer Last Night
First and foremost, fuck Evgeni Malkin. Big time pussy and overall douche bag. Is that Philadelphia bias, possibly, but either […]
Manny Machado Nearly Caused An Internet Panic Attack Last Night
Every MLB fan is getting so sick and tired of Manny Machado and Bryce Harper. These guys need to sign. […]
Morning Wood: Keep Magic Away From Ben
They say the only things in life that certain are death and taxes. Apparently a new certainty in life is […]