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Hooters Is Giving Away Free Wings If You Shred A Picture Of Your Ex On Valentine’s Day

Full disclosure I’ve never been to Hooters. Growing up I only had room for Applebees, but if someone wants to join me at my local Hooter’s this Valentine’s Day I will enthusiastically shred a photo of my ex boyfriend. I don’t really have any printed photos anymore, so it’s something I’d have to screenshot from a fake Instagram account I use to follow him, upload it somewhere and go to a Staples to print it.

For some, 10 free wings may be worth that journey. I hear that the wings are actually pretty good so I haven’t closed the door on these as my Valentine’s Day plans just yet.

When you click the link to the free wings Hooters gives you a questionnaire about  you and your ex and then recommends a method to destroy it. For a totally anonymous and random person, these were the results:

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You can do it online or in person at your nearest Hooters location to redeem your 10 free wings. You do have to purchase 10 wings to get the other 10 free but who just eats 10 wings, right? 20 seems like the perfect amount.

…I bet I could make it to 7. I think in one evening at Hooters I could probably eat 7 wings. I’d imagine you have to have fries and a few beers so I physically couldn’t stomach any more than 7. Kudos to those single, petty fatasses that will do anything for some free wings and at least shade your ex in the process. This offer is only available on Valentine’s Day and then it’s going back to paying for your own wings and shredding pics of your ex in the privacy of your own home.

@aliweitz

@badgalstoolie

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