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Man Not Named Dave Portnoy Tried To Use A Stolen Security Jacket To Sneak Into The Pats Locker

CEO Joe

Call Roger!!! Sound the alarm!!! A crime has been committed!! Where’s the team of NFL guys stopping this mad man? Just a few confused security guards trying to figure out if he really works there or not.

All kidding aside though, if you get this opportunity you have to take it. HAVE TO. Pop on the jacket, act like you are checking badges and party with the winners. Only way to live life. Yeah you might go to jail but don’t let that stop you from living your dream.

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