Tinder Bumble Chronicles 1 day earlier. That’s right we deliver even on Super Bowl week. Enjoy and safe swiping out here
18 year old are the most aggressive people on planet Earth
Not liking pizza hot pockets is an immediate deal breaker. Good for this guy standing up for himself
I’m sure this ended in marriage
This might be the most creative and actually interesting bio on Tinder
Girl with low self-esteem, perfect
27 years old, her younger sister is probably already married so clock is ticking. No time to waste
This should be the new norm in the Texas Tinder game
25? Bridge aged like a bag of milk in the August sun
Putting Eleanor in a corner. Also who names their kid Eleanor anymore?
People only seem to remember Mike Tyson for his lisp and face tat. People forget he bit a man’s ear clean off.
Have a gut feeling Amy was busy
Trial and error, only way to figure it out
This week’s HARD PASS
Not 100% sure this is exactly what Beth meant but great insight Dexter
18 – 3 = Waka Flocka needs to start checking IDs
Spot the lie
Not a girl you marry but definitely one you want to call
Sure Lucy just went gaga over this opener
Ceri I think you meant you’re a receptionist
Fellas, this is how you end up dead. Swipe left
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