Jose Canseco has been off his rocker for years. The former bash brother seemingly injected all that hgh into his head and never his ass. Yesterday he started blasting off about Time Travel and how Aliens have been trying to teach us humans but our science isn’t catching up. Tweet by tweet I have have many questions. Let’s jump right on in.
1. Who is “we”? Why are you and this other part of “We” chosen to be the recipients of this knowledge?
We are in communication with aliens with a very flexible body composition called the AI51
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
2. How does the brain live without the body? Once there does the brain get a new body?
These aliens are going to teach us how to try and travel the brain can physically travel without the body
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
3. I mean cmon Jose, if we failed on animals why would we try this shit on ourselves? Btw who tried on these animals?
Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
4. Who gave you these figures? How can the brain withstand 42,651lbs of pressure without the body?
Time travel puts 42,651 pounds of pressure on a human skeletal structure…. can you detach the brain from the body and equalize the pressure it could be done
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
5. Did the aliens tell you this?
Our science is totally irrelevant to aliens
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
If I was an alien I assuredly would go to Jose Conseco first with all knowledge because who the fuck is gonna believe his crazy ass? Then I’m gonna just sit and watch this mother fucker spew facts and laugh aboard my space craft while watching the twitter trolls pounce. Keep being you Jose.