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Tinder Bumble Chronicles

It’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkk Tinder Bumble Chronicles! Enjoy and safe swiping people.


Alyssa has read all the 50 Shades books, seen all the movies and she’s ready to rumble

Jocelyn……this isn’t it


This is a Grade A opening line. You immediately remove all the boring girls

This may be an even better opening line

The old “No hook ups but here are my cannons” bio

Poor Destiny. Being a 6’2″ gal has to be tough. The dream of a taller man is down to NBA players or weird IT guys

Something tells me Luke didn’t write his bio

Little person and chill…LOLOLOLOLOL

Has to work eventually, it’s a numbers game

This week’s HARD PASS. Not going to get a lot of matches looking like Mrs. Shrek

Never thought I’d read Disney World and gag on your cock in back to back sentences

Honesty to the best policy they say

State schools doing state school things

Damn girl, let the man finish his joke

Body bagged. The man is dead. You don’t recover from that

Laughed a little too hard at this

Wow, Katee wasn’t ready

If you’re a guy you have to swipe right and hope for a random hook up after a frustrated night of not being able to wingman her. Maybe a little sabotage goes on.

That’s it, have a great weekend people


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