Trent Brown Went Tits Out For The Boys For Locker Room Interview

BadGalAli

I’ve always been very intrigued by Patriots lineman Trent Brown. I kept seeing photos of him standing next to people or videos of his blocks and can’t help but be shocked at how large of a human he is. Lately whenever anyone just mentions the Patriots to me I’m like “omg I know um also have you seen how huge Trent Brown is?? look!” When you are built like Trent Brown (6’8, 380 lbs) you were born to be an offensive lineman. He’s currently the heaviest player in the NFL. Trent Brown could want to be an accountant and even he would have to be like ok, yeah football it is. He has been DOMINANT for the Patriots line. Tom Brady wasn’t sacked once by the Chiefs because of plays like this.

During the season Brown was getting a lot of flags called on him; he can’t exactly hide out there on the line. He makes Joe Thuney look like Joe Tiny.

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But Brown has cleaned it up, especially during these playoffs, with a chance to win his first Super Bowl in his first year with the Patriots. And if you want to talk about underdogs, Trent Brown was drafted by the 49ers in the 7th round of the 2015 NFL Draft. After playing in just 5 games, Von Miller told everyone his opinion on 7th round pick Trent Brown. I think Von Miller knows a little bit about blocking so I’m sure somewhere Bill Belichick was sipping his OJ looking through those binoculars.

“I feel like Trent Brown has a very bright future in the National Football League. He’s 6-foot-8. He knows how to use his arms, knows how to use his wingspan and he has length. So I feel like he’s young and people haven’t really seen him, but I feel like he’s one of the better tackles in the National Football League.”

After a joint practice he took it farther:

“He’s the best right tackle in the National Football League! And he may even be a top-five tackle, period, in the National Football League. There’s not another tackle who’s that tall, that big and can move the way he moves.”

As sometimes things do seem a matter of fate, Trent Brown was coming off a shoulder injury when Belichick called in his retribution for the Jimmy G trade. Give me that massive right tackle than Von Miller called the best in the NFL. I will make him a star left tackle. Muhahahaha

The rest is history. He’s exactly the type of player that Bill Belichick WILL pay. Does not give a single fuck so he has no problem doing a shirtless interview by his locker. Did he just pop the top off and turn around to 65 cameras and microphones? Probably, the Boston media is ruthless and has no problem crossing any personal boundaries. It’s also possible Mike Reiss was standing there for a few minutes and no one noticed.

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It may be a lot to take in with the tits fully out for the boys, but Trent Brown’s words are straight out of the Bill Belichick school of media, and it makes me so happy. Effortlessly working ‘bullcrap’ into the quote like a seasoned vet. Describing just how fun it is to play for the Patriots, and to win. Believe it or not both are possible.

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